OK, Texts between Emburna and I (And Nick takes her place for a couple).
Emburna: We'll just have to call Memory and tell him to fire his lazer... and enlist the help of Adry's Closet Maids.
Me: Yes... The maids are very good at cleaning up messes, or so I hear. ROFL
(Couple days and messages later)
Emburna: Nick said texting you was creepy
Me: Tell Nick that his Mom is and UBER stalker. She replied to one of my (Facebook) Status's less than 20 seconds after I posted it. LOL
Emburna: Dude... I know. She's not your mother, then it gets 10 times worse...
Me: I Bet.
( Several messages pass)
Emburna: Nick says I'm still a creeper cause I'm still texting
you.
Me: Tell Nick that I saw him creeping outside of Pauly's last night.
Emburna ? He said "that's nice. Tell him that his mom was there."
Me: Tell him that I know he loves to see TPJ in his Speedo and that his Mom was in my room last night. ROFL
Emburna: Nick says "Yes, I do."
Me: That is very disturbing. I think I will have to go hide in Adry's maid closet.
Emburna: Now THAT would be even more disturbing.
(Several messages pass)
Nick: This is ur mom... Nick haha.
Nick: great... ur mom is amazing I found out... in bed.
(Next day)
Emburna: Seen any of Adry's Maids lately?
Me: I could go soooooo far with that one.
Emburna: Yeahhhh. That's why I sent it.
...
Me: Tell Nick that what I saw him do last night was creepy.
(Several messages later)
Emburna: What are you doing right now at this very second? In a closet listening to the Macerena?
Me: This is one of Adry's maids. Alex is... uh... Busy right now.
Emburna: ...busy... So, Adry's maid, does Adry like miniskirts? Does he go for red lace?
Me (As a maid): He likes the mini skirts, but he prefers the blue lace over the red.
Emburna: I'll keep that in mind. Is Alex still... busy...?
Me: No, I'm no longer "...busy..."
(Several Messages later)
Emburna: Is that one of Adry's maids screaming in the background?
Me: No, that was Sasha.
Emburna: I see. Haha. Nick's watching Jimmy Neutron.
Me: OK,
that scream you just probably heard WAS one of the maids.
Emburna: Was she... doing some extra dusting?
Me: No, she was doing the... vacuuming... One of the other maids is doing the dusting. Another one is taking care of the shower.
Emburna: Is one of them doing the Macerena in a closet?
Me: Hahah. No, the maids are a mix of German and French.
Emburna: Sie Deutche Franken? Sounds like an exotic hot dog brand to me. LOL
Me: Haha. I will say, these maids suuuurrree loves hotdogs. I think that was the dirtiest one yet.
Emburna: We need to post these on PPE for Adry to see.
Me: I'll start work on it now. XD
Emburna: Kkkkaaayyyy. I can't wait to see Adry's response.
Interesting eh?
-Stormy
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