Yo Momma Jokes

Start the Yo Momma joke thread back!

I'll start us off:

Yo Momma's so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Not the best, but its good enough to get us started off.

I don't usually like these things, but I came up with this on my own.

Yo mama's so ugly, when a zombie saw her, it screamed, "RUN AWAY! I DON'T WANNA BE INFECTED!"

Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry.

Yo mama's so fat her last fart was the big bang.

Yo mama's so fat she pays taxes in 48 states.

I posted a long list of these in the "Yo Mama Jokes" thread at the old PPE, but this is all I got for now.

Yo mamas so fat, when she sits on a cloud, skittles fall out.

Yo mamas so dumb, she waits for a stop sign to say go.

Yo mamas so fat, when I yell "Kool-aid!", she comes crashing through the wall!

Yo mamas so fat, it took her an hour to watch 30 mins.

Yo mamas so fat, it took her 3 days to pass my window.

*cracks knuckles*

Your mommas so dumb she thinks square roots are vegetables.

Your mommas so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

Your mommas so fat she threw the planet out of balance and smothered out the sun.

Your mommas so fat she registers as 25.5 on the Richter scale for each step she takes.

Yo mommas so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Your mommas so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

Yo mommas so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mommas so fat when she walks past our window we lose four days of sunlight.

Yo mommas so fat she had to get baptised at sea world.


Beat that.

Yo mommas so fat, every time she bends over she gets arrested for selling crack.



Stormy